One Finger and Three Chicken Butts

There are times when we find ourselves between a rock and a hard place, facing a difficult choice amid two unsatisfactory options.   Then, there are those times when we find our finger, specifically my left index finger, between a rock and another rock.  Ouch!

The injured finger.

The injured finger.

Nearly two weeks ago, Roger and I were once again, hefting, lifting and returning heavy granite stones to one of the stonewalls.  This section failed earlier in the spring with large rocks giving way and making a nice trespass for the sheep in and out of the field.  On the day of the injury, the sun was shining brightly and we were filled with pride after hours of successful rock placement and wall repair.  Nearing the end of our efforts, we heave-hoed one last, and rather large, rock onto the wall.  It went into place all right, but did so before I could get my hand out of the way.

“Ouch!  Fuck!” began my colourful expletives, rapidly growing technicolourful.   I will not deny it, the pain was incredible and to match it came an outpouring of expletives that put me in a league with the burliest of truck drivers.

A quick trip to the local hospital and a few X-rays later, I was relieved and happy to learn nothing was broken.  For three days, I wore a splint and changed bandaging before the follow-up appointment that confirmed I also had not experienced tendon damage.  While my finger remains swollen, tender and unable to bend fully, I am keeping my fingers crossed (well, as many as possible) that all will be back to normal soon.

There is never a good time for an injury, but August has been especially tough as we’ve been busy.   Many friends and family have come by for visits, which keep us on our hosting toes.  We’ve readied the downstairs for our big renovation push and the garden is kicking out a good deal of produce, some of which we share with the birds, butterflies and slugs who get there first.   In August, we also made a quick trip East to pick our cherry tree.

Fortunately, our cherry picking adventure happened before my Oh-Roger-can-you-do-this?-My-finger-won’t-bend injury.  We rent a cherry tree on an orchard.  How this works is we pay a small annual fee and the knowledgeable farmers net, prune, manage and write a monthly newsletter filled with updates about our tree.  When the cherries are ready, we arrive with our boxes and commence harvesting.  We have just the one tree, and this year came home with nearly 18 kilograms of cherries.  Having pitted our cherries, we set about creating the following:

Twenty jars of jam,

Six jars of pickled cherries,

Three kilo’s pitted and frozen for future use,

Nightly bowls of cherries as a snack,

Various cherry desserts,

Gift bags of cherries to friends;

And last, but by no means least, cherry liquor, which will be ready in the New Year.

Cherry Tree

Our Cherries are ripe for the picking!

Hours of pitting should have put us off cherries, but oddly we find ourselves wishing we had two trees!  It must be divine intervention that there is a waiting list to rent trees.

It is just this sort of thinking, “If some is good, more is better.” that has landed us with more rescued chickens.  This month, our flock has grown from four chickens to ten.  The original plan was to go to the rescue centre and collect four more hens, but when we arrived, I with my bandaged finger, they with their bald, featherless little bodies, I couldn’t stop myself.  “If you need us to take more, say six, we can do that.”  No discussion with Roger.   No consideration as to whether we really needed six more chickens.  Just pure impulse, and a desire to save more chickens, had me gather more.  Into the crate in the back of the car the six went and onto my lap leapt Sam, he having no interest in riding in the back of the car with six scrawny new chickens.  Thankfully, Roger was in complete agreement that a couple more chickens would only add to the fun.

This new cluster of hens is feistier from the last group we rescued.  They are ex-free range, yet despite their right to roam during their working months, they are surprisingly short on feathers.

Rescued Chickens

One of the six newly rescued Hens. In another month, she’ll have all her feathers.

There is a trick to introducing new chickens into an established flock.  Most literature on the subject recommends a minimum two-week separation between the old and new flocks.   Due to our set up, we squeaked by with a week.  We would have preferred a shorter period still, but the establishment of pecking order was so dramatic, we were prepared to give it more time.  The top hen from our original flock was not having any of this rescue nonsense.  Clearly, she had forgotten her own humble roots as a working girl.  Her squawking, strutting and yes, chest thumping with the self appointed leader of the new flock was something else.  “Bwaaaak!  Bwak! Bwak! Bwak!!!!”  Chest thump.  Head peck.  Jump on top of one another.  Wings flapping.  More squawking.  The risk of serious injury was increasing as the two were engaged in their girl fight until Roger and I intervened.  These sorts of squabbles reveal how mean hens can be to one another if they don’t have space.

Within a week, the chickens reached détente and became one flock.  The thing that may have sealed the pecking order battle was recognizing the enemy of my enemy is my friend.  Early in their integration process, we had the new flock out in the grass in a portable run.   These six were safely caged.  Meanwhile, the original four were freely roaming, pecking, scratching, sunning and doing chicken-y things in the yard.   Suddenly, a huge ruckus of upset chicken sounds filled the air as a dog ran rampant through the yard attacking our hens!  This dog was out of control from its owner when it jumped our gate, chased our chickens and attacked three of the four.

Feathers littered our garden giving us the certain thought we would find four dead chickens.  Roger and I spent about twenty minutes searching.   We located one, unharmed sitting on a nest.  The other terrorized three were hiding between rocks and hard places, with nothing but their now featherless butts visible.  They were all alive, but now looking a lot more like the newly adopted chickens that all witnessed the dog attack.

For the next several days, we tended to the wounds.  With my own injured finger bandaged, we placed the chickens into warm water, washed their bottoms and applied antiseptic cream.  After the dog’s violent attempt to catch and kill our hens, all the chickens seemed to conclude that they were in it together and the pecking order was established with ease: Roger and I are here to keep them safe; they just have to get along.


14 comments on “One Finger and Three Chicken Butts

  1. stravaigerjohn says:

    Yes, I jammed mine in a shop doorway a couple of years ago, self-treated and got an infection. 6 months of agony! Wish you a speedy recovery.

  2. Ouch! to the finger.

    As for your poor chickens! I suppose it was too much to ask that the dog owner realised the seriousness of what his/her dog had done and apologised or offered to pay for treatment. If the dog was happy to chase chickens and inflict the level of injury it did to your birds, can you imagine it running into a field of ewes with lambs? And then the owner would wounder why the passing farmer had shot it! Hope the birds are getting better.

    • The hens are doing much better and seem to have put it all behind them — the growing of feathers and the memories, both. There were apologies, but no real recognition of the dog being anything more than “dogs will be dogs.” I’m just happy our dog was inside, as he would not have taken kindly to the invasion and there likely would have been a bit of a dust up between dogs, too.

  3. Brenda Skinner says:

    I’m glad to hear both you and the chickens are recovering satisfactorily, Catherine. When we lived on our large rural property in northern Ontario, I was constantly reminded how much tougher life could be – the never-ending physical work (and the greater potential for personal injury) and all those critters from nature doing what they were meant to do.

  4. Brenda Skinner says:

    I’m glad to hear both you and the chickens are recovering satisfactorily, Catherine. When we lived on our large rural property in northern Ontario, I was constantly reminded how much tougher life could be – the never-ending physical work (and the greater potential for personal injury) and all those critters from nature doing what they were meant to do.

    • You are right on all fronts — it is humbling to be reminded how easily we can get injured. Happily, my finger and the chickens are all on the mend, though I think they may well have their feathers long before I can bend my finger fully. Oh well, lesson (yet another) learned.

  5. Susanne says:

    ok, now I really want a cherry tree.

  6. Finger tragedy – hens – cherries: all make an excellent tale. Hope your digit is ok. All the best from (strangely) just up the road at Tor Royal. RH

  7. peeriepics says:

    Thanks for liking my recent post. I sympathise about the dog and chickens – our neighbour’s cat is our problem.. So far it hasn’t done any damage, but it does have a habit of coming and prowling around, and the chooks don’t like it. But we can hardly ask the neighbours to keep their cat under control!

    • Good luck with the cat. Fortunately, that is one challenge we don’t have, as our dog (who loves our chickens) can’t stand cats! We do have badgers and foxes to contend with and more recently, noticed a buzzard overhead. We were convinced it was eyeing up one of the chickens.

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